London based producer and DJ Jozif is a man whose star is most definitely in the ascendance. He has quickly forged a name for himself and is being touted by all those in the know as one to watch. He has been winning over some influential fans like Andrew Weatherall and Howie B with his delicious blend of tech house and hypnotic minimal (check ‘Sonar 8’) and has released on Fear Of Flying, Coincidence and Fondation Records as well as his own MOG imprint. Jozif will be taking to the decks in Room One on Saturday alongside legends Craig Richards and Jay Haze, with Terry Francis and Wasted Chicago Youth taking care of business in Room Two...
Ahead of his appearance at the club he has passed on some classic thigh-slapping music gags which will have you laughing all the way to the club.
JOZIF'S TOP FIVE (REALLY) CRAP MUSIC JOKES
Q. What do you call someone that hangs round with musicians?
A. A drummer!
Q. How do you know when a drum solo is bad?
A. The bass player notices!
Q. What’s the difference between a blues guitarist and jazz guitarist?
A. A blues guitarist plays few chords to 100s of people, whereas a Jazz guitarist plays 100s of chords to few people!
Q. What does a drummer throw a drowning guitarist?
A. His amplifier!
Q. What’s the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A. A drum machine won't speed up and won't nick your girlfriend!
77a Charterhouse Street, London, EC1M 3HN
Tel: +44 (0) 207 336 8898 Call via Skype
Fax +44 (0) 207 251 6118
The website of fabric nightclub in London, EC1. Buy tickets for events, CDs from the record label or listen to hours of CD quality music from fabric's DJs.
